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I Don’t Kiss And Tell

I Don't Kiss And Tell

Why do you keep telling your friends everything you do with girls? Who are you trying to impress? Are you that insecure?

Try keeping your mouth shut for once. You will realize that you will triple the amount of girls you sleep with.

Would you like to have a lot of sex? Don’t ever tell anyone your experiences with girls.

Girls Crave Sex

Girls are a lot hornier than guys. You have to realize that. They fantasize about getting tied up in bed. They want you to spank them all night long.

They would do anything to have a man who would fuck them really hard right before the day starts.

Keep Your Mouth Shut

The thing with girls is that their reputation is everything to them. They can’t afford being known as dirty or promiscuous. Society condemns it. It’s too dangerous.

You have to respect that. Stop being a moron by telling all your friends whom you fucked last night.

You might think that telling your friends is safe but that shit spreads like wildfire. Everyone finds out.

I personally never kiss and tell. It’s stupid.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I’m a priest or a saint. I’m not trying to defend women’s honor either.

I keep my mouth shut out of pure self-interest.

Girls Talk… A Lot

Do you think that you’re the only one that tells your friends who you fuck? Girls do this too. Girls share everything.

Do you know what happens when you tell your friends the dirty little things you do with girls?

People will start talking and that WILL get back to the girls you fucked. You will then have the reputation of someone who can’t keep any secrets.

Girls will be more careful now. They won’t dare giving you a blowjob in the middle of the library because they know people will find out.

You just ruined your chance to get away with kinky sex.

Use This To Your Advantage

Do you know what happens when you keep your mouth shut and don’t say a word?

Girls will start talking about that too. Girls will know that you’re someone they can trust.

And don’t worry about trying to impress your friends. Don’t worry about telling anyone. Your girl will do all the talking. She will spread the word. Everyone will find out.

The main difference is that now you will be known as the guy who can keep secrets. You’ll be the guy girls can call to do something kinky right before the day starts.

Keep your mouth shut. I guarantee that you’ll start doing things you only thought were possible in hardcore erotic novels.

Question of the Week: What’s your favorite ice cream?

My Answer: Cold Stone Creamery Chocolate Devotion. Try it. It tastes like going to heaven for ten minutes.

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  • Mr. N April 18, 2014, 1:47 pm

    I don’t kiss and tell purely out of self-interest.

    Epic! This was a fucking shot of insight. Good job man. I never thought about it this way.

    • Shots of Insight April 18, 2014, 5:56 pm

      Thanks Mr. N, thank you for your comments each and every week. You’re the man!

      (I’m assuming you’re a guy giving the Mr.)

      • Mr. N April 19, 2014, 8:01 pm

        Thank you for the insight brother!

        And my favorite ice cream is rocky road.

        • Shots of Insight April 20, 2014, 7:14 am

          Haven’t tried that one. I have the rocky road whey protein though.

          • Devil Eyes April 22, 2014, 7:17 pm

            Ever tried the cheescake fantasy? SO GOOOOD!!!

          • Shots of Insight April 22, 2014, 9:38 pm

            From Cold Stone? The Chocolate Devotion is the only one I’ve tried : /

  • Anonymous April 18, 2014, 4:25 pm

    I got a little bit wet reading this article ; )

  • Samantha April 18, 2014, 5:40 pm

    Something tells me you’ve been with a couple of girls!!! Ps: I liked your quote on relationships from your email

    • Shots of Insight April 18, 2014, 6:01 pm

      What?! Me?! I’m obviously a virgin : )

      The max I’ve ever done with a girl is taking her to bible study.

      • Samantha April 19, 2014, 8:00 pm

        Yea right!!! LOL

  • Jon Espina April 18, 2014, 9:02 pm

    I think I need to visit your blog more often. I’m already 30 but I’m actually learning a lot from you especially about girls LOL!

  • Jeremy April 18, 2014, 10:47 pm

    Hah, Sebastian! A very good point I never thought of before. Sure does make a lot of sense. I’m still a virgin though. Honest. :D

  • Devil Eyes April 22, 2014, 7:15 pm

    Oh my, I love this! I showed it to all my friends, and I’m a girl!

    Just wanted to say hi, keep this up! : )

  • MPF April 23, 2014, 6:00 am

    Hahahah, this is so freakin true! Why don’t guys listen to this sort of advice…

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    - Chocolate

  • MPF April 23, 2014, 7:02 am

    At what time do you upload your videos on Wednesdays?

  • Mags April 23, 2014, 7:32 pm

    Finally!! Why do guys think girls are angels? We’re probably the dirtiest of all.

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